14 things you DONT want to hear after saying "I love you."

Valentine's Day Funny:

So, I have been known to throw love around. Depending on my mood, the weather, the last song I heard on my iphone...you know. I'm stable. Just like you. I was thinking, there are some things you probably don't want to hear/read when you say "I love you." to someone. Here are a few. I could come up with 100's...thousands....

1.) "Thanks."

2.) "I kind of envisioned that NOT being said."

3.) ( looks up from phone) "what'd you say? Im tweeting."

4.) "No, no, pull over, I have to poo!"

5.) "..............(crickets)..............."

6.) "You know I don't believe in labels."

7.) "I don't get it, are you asking a question? Is this a test?  I hate being backed into things."

8.) "Really? Already?"

9.) "That's nice, now put the fluffy rabbit head back on."

10.) "Awe me too....like a brother!"

11.) " Im so glad to hear, you'll fit right in with the sister wives!" 

12.) "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."( puts index finger directly on your lips)

12.) "BRB"

13.)"Funny you mention that, I love wife."

14.) Simultaneous text received: " I don't think this is working.😁" 

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Remember:

Love is gamble and foreground for the relationships we build. You don't always win, and it's often dependent on another person as well. Love is an energy that builds, feeds and dissipates with someone else. If it doesn't always go as planned, love, love again, love bigger, keep loving. 

LOVE WILL BE WHAT YOU WANT IT, WHEN IT'S RIGHT!